Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game

This is a pre-order. Shipping is expected to begin end of January 2025. If your order includes pre-order items, it will delay your shipping until the items are in stock. 

[Security Clearance: INFRARED - Cleared for all citizens]

Attention Citizen: Welcome to Alpha Complex, the perfect (and in no way dystopian) city run by the benevolent and infallible Computer!

[The Computer is your friend! Trust the Computer!]

Welcome Troubleshooters! You are among The Computer’s most elite/expendable agents tasked with carrying out its completely in/sane demands.

• Prove your loyalty!
• Complete missions for The Computer (by sneaking, snitching, and scheming) to earn the highest Clearance Level!
• Rest assured, your clone will absolutely not die in spectacularly horrible ways. In the unlikely event of their premature demise, your next clone will do better! Probably!
• Shoot trouble in the face and/or other life-critical body parts with an array of perfectly un/stable and not prone to exploding equipment!
• Report the treasonous activities of your friends! (Before they report yours!)
• Complete tasks and step over the smoking boots of traitors/loved ones on your way to the top Clearance Level - Ultraviolet!

[Fun is mandatory. Failure to have fun is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.]

—MESSAGE ENDS—

A highly replayable game of sci-fi slapstick one-upmanship for 2-6 players, Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game will leave you and your friends in stitches - both figuratively and literally*!

*Medical-grade stitches sold separately.

Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game includes:

• 30 Alpha Complex Modular Map Tiles
• 195 Cards
• 93 Tokens
• 6 Troubleshooter Standees
• 1 Clearance Tracker
• 1 Rulebook

120 minutes / 2-6 players / Ages 14+

Reading this sentence is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution. Report to your nearest Termination Station.

PARANOIA created by Dan Gelber, Greg Costikyan, and Eric Goldberg.